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(no subject) [Nov. 12th, 2009|10:00 am]
[Current Mood | cold]

i never knew going on a diet can be so miserable :'( 
and i have fever :|

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I LOVE HANGOVERS [Oct. 23rd, 2009|07:32 am]
[Current Mood | amused]

 DIE DIE DIE . I FORGOT WHAT HAPPEN AND EVEN ALBERT IS UNCLEAR . HOW ! CONFIRM DO FUNNY STUFF AGAIN HAHAHAH FML WYULASHKLDGFBRHGKJ
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(no subject) [Oct. 8th, 2009|05:01 am]
[Current Mood | hungry]

i want and i will have more tattoos okay bye
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(no subject) [Aug. 20th, 2009|10:57 pm]
[Current Mood | okay]

its alright , i knew this was coming

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(no subject) [Jul. 23rd, 2009|01:32 am]
[Current Mood | horny]

 now i look like cute butch . fml .
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(no subject) [Jul. 12th, 2009|08:37 am]
[Current Mood | geeky]

I THINK I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY LIAO
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(no subject) [Jul. 6th, 2009|05:29 am]
[Current Mood | melancholy]

to what extend ? why ?
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The song(s) which remind me [Jul. 4th, 2009|11:00 am]
[Current Mood | confused]
[Current Music |Lifehouse - Blind]

party at zouk/phuture  . yes its been awhile ! who say you can't party with only 2 person ? we had red wines , white wines , beer , bubblegum shit , dry gin , jager-bomb . alcohol poisoning awaits us !

anyway i've been researching about this drink Absinthe the whole morning . it looks and sounds like some insane shit . i'm so gonna try it ! okay time for bed !
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(no subject) [Jun. 25th, 2009|11:29 pm]
[Current Mood | sick]
[Current Music |Adam Lambert - No Boundaries]

nightmares after nightmares . and to add on to my misery , i'm having serious sore throat . okay haircut by this week , bye long hair ! 





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i'll catch up soon [Jun. 19th, 2009|04:31 am]
[Current Mood | calm]

i'm just sleeping a lot these days thats all . my best friend is a bimbo , but i still love her hahahaha stupid racist shit (: good night !
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(no subject) [Jun. 6th, 2009|12:59 am]
PRISCILLA HACKED INTO JASON'S ACCOUNT.
JASON WANTS TO BELLYDANCE TO GIBSON.
JASON TOLD ME THAT CHARMAINE IS GETTING FATTER EACH DAY, SO MEAN RIGHT
JASON ALSO TOLD ME THAT HE IS HUNGRY :( POOR BOY!
JASON! HOHOHOHOHO
MUHAHAHHAHAHA.
(:
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(no subject) [Jun. 4th, 2009|09:16 am]
[Current Mood | drunk]

 arrrgh fucking hang over
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(no subject) [May. 29th, 2009|06:30 am]
[Current Mood | devious]

if i get any fatter , i won't be able to see my balls when i shower because my belly will totally block my view . but don't be mistaken ! i have big balls hehe
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(no subject) [May. 22nd, 2009|06:57 am]
the last post is not exactly targeted at anyone . i just happen to had this story in my head and so happen it kinda relate to me, us . sorry .

relax , take things slow i will .


//edited.

how the fuck can time pass so slow ? sigh , btw , i wonder why there are so many questions mark in my head . i used to think all question had an answer . did you know the earth is expanding and the planets are distancing from us ? means our universe used to be smaller and all the planets and stars used to be a lot closer . god i wonder how much more the universe is going to expand :|


/edited2x

did you know patrick star has no nose........ and ear . hahaha
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what happen to all the good guys ? [May. 20th, 2009|07:33 am]
[Current Mood | groggy]

george , like most ordinary guys , fell in love with a girl . but this girl loved someone else . they sorta become good friends . times when she quarrel with the guy she love or she need a shoulder to cry on , george was always there for her and always trying to put a smile on her face . but to her , george is just a good friend she can turn to when she has problems . as time pass , she fell in love with other guys , but as weird as it seems , all the guys seems to hurt her in some way or another , still , george was there for her . but it was never george's turn . knowing that love can't be forced and stuff , george began to wonder why . why didn't she pick him ? soon he realize that girls always pick the bad boys . he starts to see the cold fact , despite some guys are mean , rude , doesn't care about the girl that they love or love them , the girl will end up still care about them no matter what . he knew the more he care , the more his taken for granted . so slowly , george stop being there for the girl he love . hoping in return , she would kinda miss him more . as time pass , george became bad to worst . but little did she know , all he wanted was a little more attention from her , he did it for love . george became like other guys , making girls cry and stuff . 

she ask herself " where did all the good guys went ? " . but she didn't know that george was that good guy all along , being there for her , lend her a shoulder , always trying to put a smile on her face . she just didn't see it . i've heard the question "where did all the good guys go?" many times , but sometimes i wonder if they really think about it before asking . i think i have said enough , think about it .

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(no subject) [May. 16th, 2009|04:08 am]
[Current Mood | sad]

WHAT THE FUCK MEGAN FOX IS A MEN !?! ALL ALONG MY DREAM GIRL WAS A SHEMALE ?!? ZOMG MOTHER BBQ SHIT . I DAMN SAD NOW , ITS LIKE I LOVED A SHEMALE FOR SO LONG . NO WONDER SO MANY ANGMO AT ORCHARD TOWER . MY HEART NOW VERY BROKEN AND SADED . NOW EVERYONE IS PRETTY IS SUSPECTED TO BE SHEMALE >:(


weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/4783/megan-fox-is-a-man/
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(no subject) [May. 14th, 2009|05:30 am]
[Current Mood | awake]
[Current Music |Will.i.am Feat Cheryl Cole - Heartbreaker]

party at st james power house . not bad because they play like songs that were more "hip" 3 years back . nicholas and i keep saying like " woah this song damn old school , like 3 years ago hear one ! " . they used to play daddy yankee alot and now you rarely hear them . we started partying 3 years back . underage parties to fake id's to normal parties . hotter girls back then , cooler peoples back then . 4 times a week , just nicholas , choon yan and i . clubs like dxo , club momo , cocolatte , mos , zouk etc . some of which already changed to different place or management already . nicknamed some girls like power grinder , m**i b**t , ( and some others which we forgot and won't be disclosed hahahaha ) . good times (:

and just like that , 3 years have passed ! one of the year we knew this guy call "big alan" . during that "season" was sorta the best . free alcohol , cigs , foods , and transport home . going out with "big alan" don't need bring wallet one ha . worst ever was in this siglap pub . big alan , nicholas , allan and i . i forgot what happen but one of us was feeling down and they ran out of cups . so we drank our martell on shots glass . end up we drank up 1 bottle martell just 3 of us in less then an hour continue by 2nd bottle martell . no mixers and stuff . i "accidentally" made a large crack on the wall . i told nicholas and he made a gigantic hole by kicking it hard hahaha . i was so dead drunk i couldn't even walk up 4 levels . i slept on my void deck and manage to "climb" up to level 4 and crawl home . next moment i realize i lost my wallent and phone . so did nicholas lol .

my life's pretty great although its pretty screwed . life is seriously unpredictable . people whom i once say i will NEVER mix with are my best friends now . things i said i wouldn't try but i'm doing it . god i'm retarded . thank god i have best friends and good friends around me that make my life great now ( except the part i'm still bloody single for damn long wtf ) . 
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never hope , never disappoints [May. 9th, 2009|05:58 am]
[Current Mood | worried]

walking aimlessly , since god knows when
racing against the clock , here i am again
motivation , they just come and go
inspiration , still searching high and low 

i tried my best , thats my excuse
worst has yet to come , i just can't refuse
always playing in life , treating it as game
yes i know , i have only myself to blame
 
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Chloe's 2 years old birthday [May. 1st, 2009|08:15 am]
[Current Mood | pleased]
[Current Music |Jason Mraz - Butterfly]

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i wanna watch - [Apr. 24th, 2009|12:50 am]
check out hok kinoshi (:
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